A ray in a manger

Even if the multiple reports of miracles by Jesus were true, it still doesn't mean that he was god. There could be a much simpler explanation.

I blame the three “wise” men. That star of Bethlehem was obviously bathing them in radiation. They were all of course magi (magicians). One magus became radioactive through the strange power of the star's rays. He subsequently bit the baby Jesus giving him magical super powers resulting in the whole shitshow with water to wine, healing the sick, raising the dead, the whole divining/dowsing for fish (the ichthyomancy thing), excessive catering, walking on water (he was just showing off there) and interfering with fig trees. What a cunning trickster (if you know what I mean).

At least that's more believable than the official story.