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The Kool-Aid Kids

proud MAGA

An explanation for deviant behaviour

by our contributing Editor at large Irma "Koekenpan" Fricken-Kant

Drink up MAGA *


How can Mike Johnson abandon all dignity and existing beliefs just for the endorsement of an orange idiot? I think we might have discovered the answer.


Not content to just "Bend the Knee to DJT" he apparently took the rallying cry of "Suck the Dick of the Orange Prick" literally.


* The Anapologia Initiative doesn't endorse Kool-Aid drinking or the sucking of dicks except between consenting adults in a loving, lustful, or financial relationship.

Recently unearthed fauxto of Mike Johnson that might explain his bout of strange behaviour

"Brave" Josh Hawley encouraging the insurrectionists.

A move that he soon learnt to regret.

Another thirsty MAGA


Yet another fauxto has emerged of yet another proud Kool-Aid Kid. This time it's Josh Hawley proudly declaring to the crowd on Insurrection Day that he is willing to "Bend the Knee to DJT". Such fealty to a leader would be admirable if the leader wasn't an evil orange idiot.


Of course this is the same proud MAGA moron who was caught fleeing from that same crowd after they had breached the Capitol building in their failed attempted coup.


Bending the knee apparently doesn't include taking one for the King. From the King, maybe, but definitely not for him. But still willing to "Suck the Dick of the Orange Prick". Ew! indeed.


Disclaimer: This could be true or it may be bullshit. Do your own research to decide which.