Next level crazy

Just when you thought Trump had reached the peak of crazy when he renamed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, reverted the names of Mount McKinley, Fort Bragg and the Redskins (Aunt Jemima and Eskimo Pies can't be far behind), floated renaming the Kennedy Center to the Donald J. Trump Center for the Performing Arts, Trump has announced plans to change the name of America to Trumplandia.

When asked what he was going to rename next, he replied "There are billions of stars and many of them don't have names at all. Everyone says that they should be named after me. I don't know. It's a big job renaming billions of stars. But it's an important job and who better to name them after than the upcoming Nobel laureate with the shiny Peace Prize?".

Being a world class idiot and sufferer from Dunning-Kruger Syndrome, Trump is proud of his childish derogatory nicknames and his ability to sign his name and proudly display it in all it's Sharpie glory for the cameras.